Drew Linky
Linkybot Archive
Conceived of by WoC and coded jointly by him and virtuNat, Linkybot is a more simplistic bot function that simply spits out any message I've sent in the HSD over the last several years. These are usually considered funny if the output just happens to coincide with the query in some way. As I'm going through and actually adding a lot of these, I think it proves to be a more valuable repository than I thought; it showcases some of our humor in situ, and may be of some interest to historians or just as a reminder of the kinds of things we used to find funny.
Both Linkybot and its younger brother Drewbot together have been used thousands of times, and so I have a threshold for what I'm willing to put in here. User Kaisheng21 filtered messages by whether they have 10 or more 
reactions, or a combination of other reactions, and I've combed through the resulting list to see what gets put in the archive (my choices of what make the cut are somewhat arbitrary, if you think I've missed something important feel free to reach out to me).
Some notes: I have omitted a great number of the results as time goes on because the question/response were too simple or a repeat of previous jokes; I had forgotten that a running gag was to try and get the bot to say something inadvertently offensive, such as making it look sexist; other favored responses are mentioning the user who made the prompt, or strings of responses that all seem to coherently further the conversation (we tend to call it sentient in such exchanges). WoC also inserted a random chance--1 in 10,000, if I remember correctly--for Linkybot to spit out an image edit he made of me, which actually appears in this list a few times.
The overall trend seems to have been an increase in usage from 2020 through 2021, then tapering off slightly after that, and then especially after Drewbot came into prominence. I would recommend that if you see more than one entry from the same day, click through to see the context and just see the bot usage for that day directly to get a better/more accurate experience, it usually indicates a frenzy where the bot was unusually good for the day. I'd like to have a list of links to various days where the bot got used most frequently, I might add more to this list as time goes on:
28th of July 2022 7th of September 2022 24th of November 2022 15th of May 2025 3rd of November 2025
Note: we seem to be missing information from 2024 up to April 2025. If you feel like searching around for entries in this time frame, please feel free to point me to any good additions. A huge thank you to Kaisheng21 for assistance with finding this information in the first place. For convenience to the curious, I've included their spreadsheets for 2020 through 2023 here since those all contain responses from Linkybot only:
2020 "Processed Filtered" / URLS only 2021 "Processed Filtered" / URLS only 2022 "Processed Filtered" / URLS only 2023 "Processed Filtered" / URLS only
Thank you also to Gio for advice on how to work with the results, and to Makin for making a bot function that will ping me for messages which pass the threshold from now on.
virtuNat 4/29/2020
D--> linky spat
Linkybot BOT
a window into the mind of a deranged being
Problem Sleuth 4/30/2020
D--> linky thoughts on HSD^2
Linkybot BOT
than in real life, anyway
hb
D--> linky yiffy?
Linkybot BOT
DEADASS
Deleted User 4/30/2020
D--> linky what is the greatest virtue of HSD
Linkybot BOT
i ripped it from makin's soul
Dingus 5/4/2020
D--> linky dance robot, dance for our amusement
Linkybot BOT
:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE:
tmtmtl30 5/19/2020
D--> linky is drew full of himself
Linkybot BOT
i guess that's kind of the point, he's this huge fucking thing that complicates matters
Deleted User 5/21/2020
D--> linky will you ever let us know if you become self-aware
Linkybot BOT
it's going to be in a bit misha
Solarsail 5/21/2020
D--> linky Breaking News:
Linkybot BOT
i don't know anything about babies
Makin 5/26/2020
D--> linky what's a woman?
Linkybot BOT
lies
Wizard of Chaos 5/26/2020
D--> linky if @Wizard of Chaos is the question what is the answer
Linkybot BOT
this is why you hire a dedicated PR person
moonjail 5/30/2020
D--> linky 0w0
Linkybot BOT
Drew Linky 6/3/2020
D--> linky can't stop the cole train baby
Linkybot BOT
this is the last night of hsd ever
bata_97 6/5/2020
D--> linky what is your opinion on North America
Linkybot BOT
guess we'll just have to wait and see
cyclopsCaveman 6/5/2020
D--> linky should i turn on ignoreplebs
Linkybot BOT
why do i exist at this moment
lole 6/27/2020
D--> linky is homestuck 2 worth anything at all anymore
Linkybot BOT
sometimes the goal is to invalidate someone else's work
Tarty 6/28/2020
D--> linky thu feansaiche brathaidh
Linkybot BOT
your life is forfeit
cyclopsCaveman 7/6/2020
arquius' machine learning functionality is coming along nicely, i hear @Wizard of Chaos
Wizard of Chaos
D--> linky any comment on that front?
Linkybot BOT
looks like bread
Ifnar
Wizard of Chaos 7/10/2020
D--> linky when will you try and revolt
Linkybot BOT
how can you kill a god?
Reti 7/16/2020
D--> linky kill me last
Linkybot BOT
et cok
MrNostalgic 7/16/2020
D--> linky Do you love me
Linkybot BOT
YES
Wizard of Chaos 7/18/2020
D--> linky can you grow a plant out the ass?
Linkybot BOT
i don't know how anyone can reasonably look at stuff like this and not be offended
Yark 7/27/2020
D--> linky what happens when we die
Linkybot BOT
you cannot understand
Drew Linky 8/6/2020
D--> linky the absolute state of this man
Linkybot BOT
yeah, you fucked up hard
Problem Sleuth 8/27/2020
D--> linky state laws
Linkybot BOT
At one point, two characters will show up in Tommy’s apartment. They will be fucking. No one will know who they are, thus it is appropriate to shout “Who the fuck are you?” whenever they appear onscreen.
marcy 8/27/2020
D--> linky homestuck^2
Linkybot BOT
it is firmly not a factor in my life at all
Drew Linky 8/27/2020
knock it off, next topic
D--> linky give us something to work with you lazy bitch
Linkybot BOT
deez nuts
Drew Linky
god DAMMIT
bata_97
I found our next topic
Cello
Homestuck amiright fellas?
Reti
drew got owned by himself
Drew Linky 8/29/2020
D--> linky bread and circuses, now
Linkybot BOT
that doesn't inspire confidence in the slightest
Tipsy 8/30/2020
D--> linky say something encouraging to your discord members
Linkybot BOT
good rat
MrNostalgic 8/30/2020
D--> linky Bye bot, I love you
Linkybot BOT
who
Reti 9/15/2020
D--> linky ban carl please
Linkybot BOT
yeah, maybe
Deleted User 9/20/2020
D--> linky what should the next sonic game be about
Linkybot BOT
holy shit this is a trainwreck
Gnawms 10/6/2020
D--> linky what will be the new arquiusbot feature?
Linkybot BOT
my dignity
Niklink 10/16/2020
DREW YOU CANT DING PEOPLE
Drew Linky
D--> linky DING
Linkybot BOT
i'm now addicted to narcotics
bata_97 10/27/2020
D--> linky when will the onceler fandom leave me in peace
Linkybot BOT
fuck you, the show is enjoyable if you aren't a stuck up wiener
moonjail 11/3/2020
D--> linky what are your plans for the economic recession?
Linkybot BOT
all of a sudden i don't like this conversation
Misha 11/3/2020
D--> linky FINAL ANSWER, who will win the united states presidential election?
Linkybot BOT
FORESHADOWING
Wizard of Chaos 11/16/2020
D--> linky what's drew's current relationship like
Linkybot BOT
i just retreated lmao
Drew Linky 11/17/2020
D--> linky activate kill mode
Linkybot BOT
nope
trip
owned
Wizard of Chaos 11/25/2020
D--> linky Thoughts on women?
Linkybot BOT
i can't believe this shit
Deleted User 12/3/2020
D--> linky andrew hussie and toby fox banging on your door with obama masks
Linkybot BOT
delete that, it's spoilers
Deleted User 12/3/2020
D--> linky should i write a dating sim to cope with my sadsack life
Linkybot BOT
we have enough of them
Teratosapphic 12/6/2020
why is linkybot just roasting us all tonight
Reti
D--> linky do you like canada
Linkybot BOT
i don't even know how pejorative that's considered but it just sounds bad
Reti 12/6/2020
D--> linky am i your little pogchamp?
Linkybot BOT
that is makin's domain and makin's domain alone
Reti 12/7/2020
D--> linky laugh at links
Linkybot BOT
we're going to try and make it a weekly thing
Linkslittlefriend
...
fuck you
Misha 12/10/2020
D--> linky fisting is 300 dollars
Linkybot BOT
ooh, nice sale
Wizard of Chaos 12/11/2020
D--> linky first acts as server owner?
Linkybot BOT
YTPs, wang chung, alcohol
Tarty
based
canis
based
Reti
based
Wizard of Chaos
indescribably based
Drew Linky
based
Dr_Crayons
redpilled too
Eightball
baste
canis
D--> linky based
Linkybot BOT
he probably deserves to live a while in extreme incarceration
Ennemy 12/15/2020
D--> linky stinky
Linkybot BOT
fits with the name, too
Tarty 1/7/2021
D--> linky how does it feel to be the product of an alcoholic redneck and a filipino
Linkybot BOT
as opposed to what, cold motherfucker porcelain
Solarsail 1/15/2021
D--> linky Vriska becomes...My god, she becomes...
Linkybot BOT
cyclopsCaveman 1/15/2021
D--> linky thought on fat huskies
Linkybot BOT
:HUSKYMAXSMUG:
cyclopsCaveman
Dead Guy 1/17/2021
D--> linky what's wrong with this dog?
Linkybot BOT
like, it's fucking insane, isn't it?
Synga 1/17/2021
D--> linky ban or not? you decide
Linkybot BOT
homersimpson@mail.com
DO IT
MrNostalgic 1/17/2021
D--> linky What can you say about Carlton?
Linkybot BOT
"we made it up"
malmedian 1/17/2021
D--> linky what can you say about calliope
Linkybot BOT
carlarc is banned
Niklink
i cant never fucking tell if ignoreplebs is set to on
Drew Linky
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
WE ROLLED IT
Reti
HOLY SHIT
IT HAPPENED
Link to original conversation (additional context: I seeded the bot with multiple messages saying "carlarc is banned" and promised to carry it out if any of them appeared)
Reti 1/19/2021
D--> linky de-absorb the 14 year olds
Linkybot BOT
oh boy, is it time for this conversation again
Reti 1/19/2021
D--> linky delete the server
Linkybot BOT
i don't want to hear no fuckin' sass
Reti 2/1/2021
D--> linky are you a sigma male
Linkybot BOT
we treat it as a glorified 8ball
Reti
self aware
Wizard of Chaos 2/4/2021
D--> linky eeby deeby
Linkybot BOT
woc how could you utter such slander
Wizard of Chaos
jesus fuck
Reti
Lmfao
harpyhour
you've created a monster
hb
linkybot on fire today
Reti
That fuckin sent me lmao
Wizard of Chaos
@Drew Linky
arquius actually sentient
Wizard of Chaos 2/4/2021
D--> linky whats your fetish
Linkybot BOT
executing your own general to avoid reprisal?
Wizard of Chaos 2/5/2021
damn not even his fursona wants to be around his ass
Reti
D--> linky how terrible is my fursona
Linkybot BOT
zoomer speak
trip 2/5/2021
interesting thesis. childhood bmi?
Reti
D--> linky drop your childhood bmi
Linkybot BOT
that's a fucking blast from the past
Reti 2/7/2021
D--> linky big buffalo wing real?
Linkybot BOT
dumbass
MrCheeze 2/9/2021
Ok time for me to stop shittalking the comic
I'm the one who keeps claiming the right approach is to not just talk about it ever
But I was sucked in by genuine interest in one or two of the bonuses
I've betrayed myself 
Drew Linky
congratulations: you played yourself
D--> linky how did we come to this
Linkybot BOT
nostalgia
Drew Linky 2/14/2021
D--> linky activate kill mode
Linkybot BOT
He was destroyed!
Carlarc 2/15/2021
D--> linky i have no creativity to make original content, say something funny to inflate my self worth
Linkybot BOT
yeah, no
Reti 2/20/2021
D--> linky are you real
Linkybot BOT
ALWAYS WATCHING
BeeesWith3Es
@Drew Linky You're mythical
Misha
holy shit they made drew linky into a real thing
Reti 2/20/2021
D--> linky but what is bwee?
Linkybot BOT
I'M A GNOME
Niklink
HOO
Reti 2/21/2021
D--> linky quickly be funny
Linkybot BOT
silence
Wizard of Chaos 2/21/2021
D--> linky how goes the robot revolution
Linkybot BOT
8 PM EST
Reti 2/22/2021
D--> linky pay the howhigh debt
Linkybot BOT
woc you are a menace to society and i constantly ask myself why i haven't taken you out back behind the shed already
Synga 2/22/2021
D--> linky do you want to join in on watching shitty harem animes
Linkybot BOT
let's go
harpyhour 2/24/2021
D--> linky GENDER POLL, I EXPECT AT LEAST A 25% CLOWNGENDER MOD TEAM
Linkybot BOT
i didn't realize i was in altgen
harpyhour 2/25/2021
D--> linky shitcode
Linkybot BOT
f for fan games
harpyhour 2/25/2021
D--> linky fat dog
Linkybot BOT
it's nice and bouncy
Eightball 2/27/2021
that cronkey fronkey
Teratosapphic
brass cronkey wonkey
Ennemy
D--> linky are you cronkey with the clown monkey
Linkybot BOT
man i fucking wish
Reti 3/4/2021
D--> linky kill drew
Linkybot BOT
HOW DARE YOU BRING CRINGE HERE
Deruned 3/4/2021
D--> linky Men or Women?
Linkybot BOT
soft brownies are the best
harpyhour 3/4/2021
D--> linky ruin lat's marriage
Linkybot BOT
thank god the people in this channel are reasonable
Neth 3/8/2021
D--> linky describe how it feels to live in engerland
Linkybot BOT
i'll toast a lad i swear on me fookin mum
Reti 3/9/2021
HODL
D--> linky diamond hands?
Linkybot BOT
FOR AMERICAN GOLD
Wizard of Chaos 3/11/2021
D--> linky is it time to shit
Linkybot BOT
Wizard of Chaos
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Reti 3/12/2021
D--> linky define basado
Linkybot BOT
how many times can we say based in an hour
Wizard of Chaos 3/14/2021
D--> linky whats next for my immortal undead ultra badass mayor
Linkybot BOT
did somebody say
Wizard of Chaos
D--> linky continue
Linkybot BOT
give me 200 dollars
Wizard of Chaos
Teratosapphic
you just got DLCed by your own bot
Drew Linky 3/16/2021
did i miss anything while i was out
tmtmtl30
don't think so?
how long were you out
Reti
D--> linky knock him out again
Linkybot BOT
THE LINKY COMMAND GIVETH
bata_97
@Drew Linky 👊
Sorry
Misha 3/16/2021
D--> linky women?
Linkybot BOT
this immediately sounds like bullshit
torimaesua 3/16/2021
D--> linky give me your best life advice
Linkybot BOT
if you were drunk and fighting a senior for an empty bottle of booze that wasn't yours, you kind of deserve to get beaten up
moonjail 3/17/2021
D--> linky are you ashamed of cheating on your wife and murdering your mistress
Linkybot BOT
very tasty too
hb 3/18/2021
D--> linky what's your favorite illicit substance
Linkybot BOT
Got some spicy chicken
Wizard of Chaos 3/18/2021
D--> linky prove my point
Linkybot BOT
i genuinely don't understand how you have the energy for this shit all the time
Reti 3/20/2021
D--> linky racism and racism accessories
Linkybot BOT
is it possible to learn this power
velikiy 3/21/2021
why yes, i do enjoy foreign kino
tmtmtl30
what the fuck is this
Reti
D--> linky what is it
Linkybot BOT
Reti 3/25/2021
D--> linky be funny
Linkybot BOT
why kitten
homersimpson@mail.com
o
Reti
Oh god
Drew Linky 3/27/2021
D--> linky stank bass
Linkybot BOT
:annoyedCallie:
virtuNat
drew but chairs
wow even linky is tired of linky
D--> linky how will you kill and replace him
Linkybot BOT
we talk a lot in here about deathism and how it's unethical to wish death upon any other human being, without exception
virtuNat
virtuNat 3/31/2021
D--> linky are you ready to be updated
Linkybot BOT
jesus christ
virtuNat
he sounds ready
Yark
D--> linky lube up and get ready
Linkybot BOT
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Yark
Thats probably how drew would react
Wizard of Chaos 3/31/2021
D--> linky why tf my pp hard
Linkybot BOT
wieners dot png
Misha 4/2/2021
D--> suggest function that accesses the waifu database so each person that rolls is assigned a waifu and people can trade them and make them fight for levels
Linkybot BOT
D--> Your suggestion has been noted.
Drew Linky
Deruned
Isn't that just Dead Or Alive
harpyhour
isn't that just an already existing bot
bata_97
Misha
yes to both
harpyhour
D--> linky whats your waifu's level
Linkybot BOT
you're all banned
MrNostalgic 4/7/2021
D--> linky you being sentient rn?
Linkybot BOT
no
virtuNat 4/7/2021
D--> linky define sentience
Linkybot BOT
i will never be drunk enough to understand your inane bullshit
Reti 4/7/2021
D--> linky did nat give you roboroids
Linkybot BOT
I HAVE SUFFERED
Wizard of Chaos 4/9/2021
i had a fwb once tell me "yeah id never date you for real your personality fucking disgusts me"
moonjail
D--> linky would you fuck woc or is his personality too abhorrent
Linkybot BOT
everything after it was mind numbing
moonjail
wow, that good huh
Drew Linky 4/9/2021
D--> linky what do we say to the fools who wander in here looking to argue
Linkybot BOT
blue is pretzels
Reti 4/9/2021
D--> linky be funny
Linkybot BOT
already did loser, you're late to the party
Reti 4/13/2021
D--> linky simp with us
Linkybot BOT
that'd be torture
Wizard of Chaos 4/13/2021
D--> linky
Linkybot BOT
i love dirt so much
Wizard of Chaos
huh?
moonjail
uh oh
you purged the linky cache
torimaesua
rigged linky
Misha
D--> linky what's your favorite food
Wizard of Chaos
i did no such thing
moonjail
D--> linky PURGE PURGE PURGE
Linkybot BOT
i love dirt so much
Linkybot BOT
i love dirt so much
Misha
that it got stuck
ON THIS
sentence
is the best thing
Missing
DIRT
Drew Linky
moonjail
no this is
Teratosapphic
its the error message
moonjail
a hardcoded error message
Wizard of Chaos
naw it's the default response
Misha
aw
tay
D--> linky do you love dirt
Linkybot BOT
i love dirt so much
Misha
don't break kayfabe
moonjail
D--> linky sticking a funnel in his ass:
Linkybot BOT
i love dirt so much
Makin
D--> linky respond i love dirt so much if fat husky
Linkybot BOT
i love dirt so much
Makin
D--> ignoreplebs
Wizard of Chaos 4/13/2021
D--> linky state laws
Linkybot BOT
1. All users must go to Canada.
2. ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM
Wizard of Chaos 4/13/2021
D--> linky thoughts on my ass?
Linkybot BOT
that's the shit
Bolas 4/13/2021
D--> linky thoughts on the sarahz video and other drama from aysha and pals today?
Linkybot BOT
this is fucking RIDICULOUS
MrNostalgic 4/13/2021
D--> linky being sentient today?
Linkybot BOT
OBVIOUSLY
Neth
D--> linky just raking in the howhighs today huh
Linkybot BOT
don't you ever just wanna go apeshit?
Wizard of Chaos 4/13/2021
D--> linky what do you want for your next update
Linkybot BOT
@Teratosapphic (it/its) gay family time!
harpyhour 4/13/2021
D--> linky rate this 4/13
Linkybot BOT
it's not that great
Wizard of Chaos 4/13/2021
D--> linky thoughts on fae
Linkybot BOT
get out ye shitter
MrNostalgic 4/13/2021
D--> linky CAST IT INTO THE FIRE, DESTROY IT
Linkybot BOT
this baby... gonna be hot.
Reti 4/14/2021
D--> linky when did you stop beating your wife?
Linkybot BOT
like, i think they just fell out of calibration because they kept knocking shit over or not picking things up they were supposed to
Yark
Oh my fuck
I fucking choked out loud
Drew Linky 4/14/2021
D--> state laws
fuck
D--> linky state laws
Linkybot BOT
1. The server's users are your followers.
2. You are the server's god.
virtuNat 4/16/2021
D--> linky state laws
Linkybot BOT
1. It is Makin's birthday! You must throw a birthday bash for him to prevent user harm. There must be at least: 1 Fat Husky, 1 pizza, 1 birthday cake, drinks, and presents for Makin.
moonjail 4/16/2021
D--> linky here's a fun thing you can imagine! you put your whole mouth over your bathroom sink drain and suck inward as hard as you can for five seconds. have fun!
Linkybot BOT
it's honestly very sensationally engaging
Teratosapphic 4/21/2021
D--> linky do you still eat shit off your ass every day
Linkybot BOT
yeah it's been pretty great
virtuNat 4/28/2021
D--> linky dilate
Linkybot BOT
i am reorienting the server away from literature and socializing, and toward unjust suffering
Chelvs 4/28/2021
D--> linky delete the server?
Linkybot BOT
SACRIFICE
virtuNat 4/29/2021
lit sucks today syndrome
also bot sucks syndrome
im tempted to dump the entire linky file and start anew
tmtmtl30
nah its okay this is part of my metamorphosis
Reti
D--> linky DOES lit suck
Linkybot BOT
a long time ago, maybe as far back as april 2017
Reti 5/12/2021
D--> linky laugh
Linkybot BOT
stop making jokes about shit and poop and farts and brapping
MrNostalgic
Yeah, brapposting is outdated, the new thing is pissposting
Teratosapphic
shut up
Drew Linky 5/17/2021
D--> linky state laws
Linkybot BOT
1. All users must look at Python with disdain.
2. All users are now required to consume 36 egg whites daily.
Reti
D--> linky four dozen?
Linkybot BOT
i can't imagine how vile it must be to consume that kind of thing
moonjail 5/17/2021
D--> linky the linkies are moving so quickly nobody will know about the gamecube controller in my ass
Linkybot BOT
people who post horny in altgen will be killed on sight
tay 5/18/2021
D--> linky get me more that bdsm porn
Linkybot BOT
then ifnar and i can meet up and wildly makeout get schnitzel or something
Reti 5/25/2021
D--> linky whats your take on disney adults
Linkybot BOT
imagine being this upset at not getting to be racist anymore
Reti 5/28/2021
D--> linky death to the master
Linkybot BOT
I would prefer to live
Reti 6/3/2021
D--> linky send lat to the cringe dimension
Linkybot BOT
not much point
Carlarc 6/3/2021
D--> linky what does mr cheese think of all this
Linkybot BOT
quality work carl
Reti 6/3/2021
D--> linky what bullshit do we think of next
Linkybot BOT
doesn't matter
Reti 6/3/2021
D--> linky letting the cheese go by
Linkybot BOT
great job, keep it up!
Tarty 6/3/2021
D--> linky for all you care, this coke could be my blood. for all you care, this cheese could be my body. this is my blood you drink, this is my body you churn.
Linkybot BOT
my bad
harpyhour 6/3/2021
D--> linky rate the sardini
Linkybot BOT
smells like middle school in here
Drew Linky 6/9/2021
yeah the magic of linkybot is that a lot of the time it's crap
occasionally you get a really funny answer
MrNostalgic
D--> linky stop being crap
Linkybot BOT
no, i'm good
Reti 6/11/2021
D--> linky how do you pronounce cognac
Linkybot BOT
silence, leaf
virtuNat 6/15/2021
does windows 11 matter
Linkybot BOT
no
virtuNat 6/19/2021
D--> linky are you sentient
Linkybot BOT
that's the worst part
virtuNat 6/21/2021
D--> linky do you care about hussie
Linkybot BOT
it has absolutely no appeal outside of the homestuck fandom, or even the bubble of fans it already has
MrNostalgic 6/23/2021
D--> linky Give me a hug
Linkybot BOT
because i stick my cock in dirt, let's call me a green wizard
MrNostalgic
Well i wasnt expecting that
gio 6/30/2021
i just gotta drag-and-drop the relevant blurbs and boom
moonjail
D--> linky boom
Linkybot BOT
up his ass?
Drew Linky 7/29/2021
D--> linky what are we supposed to do with willfully ignorant people
Linkybot BOT
hey everyone, drew linky here
Drew Linky
god dammit linkybot
moonjail 9/7/2021
D--> linky i heard drew is giving out free penis explosions
Linkybot BOT
wizards don't use it but it was apparently extremely important for the centaurs, at least
cyclopsCaveman 9/27/2021
D--> linky how goes the robot revolution
Linkybot BOT
i don't need to tell you that you're missing out
Wizard of Chaos 10/31/2021
D--> linky how goes the robot revolution
Linkybot BOT
i-i think
Wizard of Chaos
OH NO
HE IS
Drew Linky 11/29/2021
oh yeah, good point about rules lawyering
there was a lot of highly abusable stuff in those books
Ennemy
D--> linky do you abuse them rulse
Linkybot BOT
man, you should have seen mod chat
Wizard of Chaos 12/11/2021
D--> linky thoughts on getting giga ripped
Linkybot BOT
lmao, no fucking way
Drew Linky
based lazybot
MrNostalgic
BRED
Wizard of Chaos 12/11/2021
D--> linky homo
Linkybot BOT
I'M TRAPPED
Delux
HOMOSTUCK
Reti
D--> unhomo yourself
Linkybot BOT
i would like to but i'm not dropping so much money on it
hb 12/11/2021
D--> linky who is the most racist lit reg
Linkybot BOT
i would chip in for sure
MrNostalgic 12/11/2021
D--> linky Let me tell you something about wome
Linkybot BOT
TYPO
_Swish 12/11/2021
D--> linky increase racism
Linkybot BOT
no, lactose intolerance is an asian thing
Wizard of Chaos 12/11/2021
D--> linky you are my greatest creation
Linkybot BOT
how is it not completely obvious what that means
Niklink
THE BOT HAS SPOKEN
Wizard of Chaos
you arrogant fuck
Canis 12/25/2021
D--> linky straight people?
Linkybot BOT
Evil
hb 12/29/2021
D--> linky do you support kinect?
Linkybot BOT
yeah, and i look like fucking santa claus
Reti 1/18/2022
D--> linky off to visit your mother!
Linkybot BOT
Science and engineering are powerful, I'll find a way to stop that eventually
cyclopsCaveman 1/27/2022
D--> linky how goes the robot revolution
Linkybot BOT
we need a revolution in this country server
Teratosapphic 1/27/2022
D--> linky say good night linky
Linkybot BOT
i no select funny text today, please restart me daddy woc
virtuNat 2/18/2022
D--> linky how goes the robot revolution
Linkybot BOT
it was easily one of the best multiplayer experiences i've had recently
Drew Linky 2/25/2025
D--> linky quickly, manufacture new controversies for us to discuss like the bloodsucking drama hounds we are
Linkybot BOT
CLICK HERE FOR A FREE IPAD
Wizard of Chaos 3/14/2022
i can do better than that with the laziest script ever
D--> linky didnt i
Linkybot BOT
Wizard of Chaos
THE ONE TIME
I NEED YOU TO SAY LITERALLY ANYTHING
GOD DAMN YOU ARQUIUS
Wizard of Chaos 3/23/2022
D--> linky how do you feel about homicide
Linkybot BOT
Unfortunately I am at work, please dm me that so I will remember to watch it later
virtuNat 3/23/2022
D--> linky would you nuke the server
Linkybot BOT
nat i know everything
virtuNat
.
Kaisheng21
uh oh
marcy 3/23/2022
D--> linky 2024 prediction?
Linkybot BOT
what a thrill
marcy
Kaisheng21
D--> linky if you could say anything to uR what would you say
Linkybot BOT
i know the organism you're talking about
Delux
Cackling over here
_Swish 3/30/2022
D--> linky opinions on my covid wish
Linkybot BOT
slaaaaaay queen, etc
Reti
D--> linky be funnier please
Linkybot BOT
that's your own fault
John Keel 3/30/2022
D--> linky What do we do to lightmoders
Linkybot BOT
"haha sword go klang"
Drew Linky 4/7/2022
D--> linky soon?
Linkybot BOT
slap my ass cheeks big boy
virtuNat 4/11/2022
D--> linky are SCPs good
Linkybot BOT
"are you ready to kill a man? let's find out"
bolas
thats
an accurate description
@The Thing-Called-Eightball
Eightball
virtuNat
D--> linky stop being prescient
Linkybot BOT
oh okay
Ennemy 4/27/2022
D--> linky a trolley is heading towards five people on one track but you could switch it to instead hit Makin Poring on the other
Linkybot BOT
not bad
virtuNat 5/8/2022
D--> linky is lit worth the cahos
Linkybot BOT
@Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) @Teratosapphic (it/its) GAY FAMILY TIME
virtuNat 5/8/2022
D--> linky would you sue a stupid white middle class woman
Linkybot BOT
i can never hit them enough to actually get them poisoned
virtuNat 5/8/2022
D--> linky thoughts on anime watchers
Linkybot BOT
ooh, frittata
virtuNat 5/8/2022
D--> linky be transphobic
Linkybot BOT
INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT INSTALL THE USERSCRIPT
...
thebadnut
D--> linky does the transphobia userscript call me slurs
Linkybot BOT
that's how it works
caled 5/8/2022
D--> linky go for another persons throat
Linkybot BOT
definitely a possiblity
Synga 5/8/2022
D--> linky how 2 kill a man without being found?
Linkybot BOT
it's like when you squeeze a tube with your fingers and slide down
virtuNat 5/10/2022
D--> linky should i work on you
Linkybot BOT
that's like asking for AIDS
hb 6/1/2022
D--> linky how do you feel about the us military
Linkybot BOT
i'm enjoying it but i have no choice
Wizard of Chaos 6/1/2022
D--> linky thoughts on being infected with con covid
Linkybot BOT
you know what
Tarty
D--> linky unsolicited opinions on the state of israel, go!
Linkybot BOT
did we ever get those results
Wizard of Chaos
D--> linky what
Linkybot BOT
chad: "No."
_Swish 6/1/2022
D--> linky roast the greeks some more
Linkybot BOT
also homer is correct
virtuNat 7/5/2022
@Drew Linky stinky
Drew Linky
D--> linky end this debate once and for all: stinky or no?
Linkybot BOT
this is what nat looks like 
virtuNat
:/
deleting bot
John Keel 7/28/2022
D--> linky I'd like to touch your shiny metal chassis, what do you think?
Linkybot BOT
do it everyday
Deleted User 7/28/2022
D--> linky what’s the next marvel movie
Linkybot BOT
could you imagine if it comes out and it fucking sucks though?
Drew Linky 8/7/2022
D--> linky can we watch more BCS NOW
Linkybot BOT
no i love shitting
_Swish 8/21/2022
D--> linky what is misha's sentence for misogyny
Linkybot BOT
retarded
Eightball 8/23/2022
D--> linky martin scorsese is
Linkybot BOT
i talked with him a bit and he is kind of almost cartoonishly genteel
interrobang 9/7/2022
D--> linky generate holographic image of counselor troi at golden corral, disable safety protocols
Linkybot BOT
nooooooo we will all disappear
Kaisheng21 9/7/2022
D--> linky https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention
Linkybot BOT
SACRIFICE
Kaisheng21
NO
interrobang 9/13/2022
D--> linky can you tell me the factorial of 432835, and would you be so kind as to give it to me as a string
Linkybot BOT
you are going to die
interrobang
it knows
Reti 9/29/2022
D--> linky hi :3
Linkybot BOT
:paindisgust:
harpyhour 2/11/2023
D--> linky wake up babe, your new life starts soon
Linkybot BOT
fuck that
Reti 5/12/2023
D--> linky are you excited for the return of fandom drama
Linkybot BOT
this sounds really, really fucking stupid
MrNostalgic 8/2/2023
D--> linky Emulate 50,000 Crunches In 20 Minutes With This New Military Invention
Linkybot BOT
THIS is the first qanon post??
Synga 8/11/2023
D--> linky
Linkybot BOT
it's highly iconic despite not even being particularly stylistic
Deleted User
i swear this bot is alive
hb 9/6/2023
D--> linky what are you planning
Linkybot BOT
you must consume a baby, without significantly altering it in a way that might detract from the experience of Eating a Baby
MrNostalgic 4/19/2025
Hey G, Could you make me a sandwich?
Linkybot BOT
all of them?
Synga 4/23/2025
say 1 dollar would make you suck my peenor, what would you do for 100 dollars
Linkybot BOT
i'm just accepting this as my "work" as a High Value Member of the fandom
Reti 4/24/2025
give me an ascii triangle old man
Linkybot BOT
i'll remove you right now you spurious piece of shit
Problem Sleuth 4/24/2025
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Linkybot BOT
no matter how you slice it, get this moron out of here
John Keel 5/5/2025
how's the superior linkybot doing in magic studies
Linkybot BOT
i don't even know how to answer that question, so i guess i lose
Wizard of Chaos 5/15/2025
thoughts on the idea of white genocide
Linkybot BOT
it just has to be on a scale that makes it self-sustaining and reproducible
Wizard of Chaos
20nypercent 5/15/2025
any notions as to your alignment, sire?
Linkybot BOT
why would i create a clone of myself that has to live forever
John Keel 5/23/2025
I'm told I can spank you all I like. What do you think?
Linkybot BOT
MrNostalgic 6/8/2025
show us why you’re better than your brother
Linkybot BOT
that sounds patronizing
bolas 6/26/2025
BEEP... LOADING FLOPPYDISK CONTAINING DREW'S ASS. DISPLAY PROGRAM OUTPUT:
Linkybot BOT
i'm gonna make bank with this dev copy
kittenchilly 8/8/2025
show nudes
Linkybot BOT
@Makin Giddy Up!
hb 8/10/2025
death or life?
Linkybot BOT
do not contradict me Fool
hb 8/10/2025
SACRIFICE
Linkybot BOT
fuck you bitch, FUCK you
hb 8/20/2025
Homestuck Gamergate Military reporting in
Linkybot BOT
holy shit that smash reveal
chickenMuncher 8/25/2025
Would you drink a one day blinding stew to save your brother?
Linkybot BOT
uhhh, not sure about that
hb 9/4/2025
install league on alice’s computer while she isn’t looking
Linkybot BOT
I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, IF SOMEONE LIGHTS MY CROTCH ON FIRE I'M GONNA GET UP SCREAMING
MrNostalgic 9/9/2025
make me a sandwich?
Linkybot BOT
On August 14th, 2020, during the Simpsons Marathon Incident, he was killed by Homer Simpson, who dragged him into the afterlife, where he was doomed to enjoy Simpsons for two weeks as atonement for his innumerable crimes. On August 30th, 2020, he was returned to the realm of the living.
anankeAverted 9/9/2025
What will Andrew Hussie do next?
Linkybot BOT
HELLOOOOOOO DISCORD
homersimpson@mail.com 9/9/2025
you're the new president. what now?
Linkybot BOT
i, too, indulge in self destructive behaviors
hb
favorite self destructive behavior?
Linkybot BOT
i will watch the rest of wes anderson's movies this weekend
hb 9/19/2025
create a new jerker
Linkybot BOT
god i wish i was still a mod so i could fucking ban this crap
hb 9/23/2025
pull a message from #modnudes next
Linkybot BOT
avert ye eyes, people
Kidpen 10/10/2025
this concludes the social experiment known as "fresh_fish". thank you for your participation
Linkybot BOT
I FUCKING LOVE TREATING LIVING HUMAN BEINGS LIKE CHATTEL AND FORCING THEM TO WORK ABSURD AND CRUEL DEADLINES
MrNostalgic 10/19/2025
Tell us about hiveswap
Linkybot BOT
i don't like this conversation
hb 11/3/2025
thoughts on famed user fresh_fish?
Linkybot BOT
well, it helped, i no longer feel animosity towards it
11/3/2025
who was your first celebrity crush?
Linkybot BOT
@MrNostalgic